the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
These will never not be funny
"Fast and CURIOUS”
"chop kick panda" oh my
the world needs to be aware of bernice
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool
[elsa voice] tell the guards to open up the gays!
[macklemore voice] elsa no
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
i still think HORSES are big but
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to get into fights ?
I SPENT SO LONG PAINTING MY BODY HOLY SHIT SO MUCH RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO DO THIS OFTEN
JACKIE YOUR PHOTOSET IS ON MY DASH AND GOOD GOD YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
Jade wants a hug!
Unfortunately she’s just a GIF in internet land and is therefore unable to properly receive a hug from people in the physical realm :c
I have never felt so guilty that I could not hug a gif before
There, now she’s getting a hug.