A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.
Alcohol vs marijuana
This speaks to me on a personal level.
what a beautiful person
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”
are you sure mom
are you sure these are my clothes
A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.
The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.
Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.
OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-
That’s where the lizard people live
WHAT THE FUCK
I just wanna point something out.
You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?
like this one
or this one
and this one
If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea.
I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story.
im gonna write this on this post every time i see it;
please read the article
this water is under so much pressure that it isnt liquid solid or gas
it is just a lot of water molecules
its not an ocean
math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class
I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
we should all strive to be as body positive as moominpappa
Agnes portraying night blogging